If you see a fat man, who's jolly and cute,

Wearing a beard and a red flannel suit,

And if he is chuckling and laughing away,

While flying around in a miniature sleigh,

With eight tiny reindeer to pull him along,

Then let's face it…

Your eggnog's too strong!

Merry Christmas and A Happy 2010

(Hat tip to OS for passing this along.)