One of our faithful readers sent this fun word play.

Hope you enjoy it.
 
The Earthquakes – That Queer Shake
Dormitory – Dirty Room
Presbyterian – Best In Prayer
Astronomer – Moon Starer
Desperation – A Rope Ends It
The Eyes – They See
George Bush – He Bugs Gore
The Morse Code – Here Come Dots
Slot Machine – Cash Lost In Me
Animosity – Is No Amity
Election Results – Lies Lets Recount
Snooze Alarms –  Alas No More Zs
A Decimal Point – I’m A Dot In Place